Friends arrive, nobody ready, drinks poured, music blasting, girls not deciding, boys not caring, its Friday night, the weekends here... rushing around, drinks downed, last minute changes, taxi's waiting, costs on, music off... "can we stop off at a bank please mate?".

Bars, dancing, snogging, dropping. Get to club, huge queue's... Blaggers blagging, bouncers bouncing. Gonna be the best night ever, feeling on top form. Inside club, coats in, off and running - Music rocking, dancefloor rammed - more drinks... toilet stop, cubicles full, people waiting...

Hands in the air, people shouting, love this tune, bodies moving - more drinks. This is what its all about... this is life... no bills, no debts, forget about your boss, all that matters is the music, mates, lets have it, have it large...

...sexy girls, sexy guys looking your way, forget your name, where you live, make new friends, get off it, get back on it, don't wanna stop, no-one can stop us, we rule the world... Music stops, everyone back to mine, "can we stop off at the 24hr garage please mate?".

Open house, everyone's here, music on - beats thumping, drinks poured, people dancing, feeling paranoid - get on the decks, more drinks... need to sleep, can't, need to eat, can't, it's all too much, but not enough, people leaving...
people sleeping... people gone... roll on next Friday - we can do it all over again...

...crash.

In the beginning, there was Jack, and Jack had a groove.And from this groove came the groove of all grooves.And while one day viciously throwing down on his box, Jack boldy declared, "Let there be HOUSE!"and house music was born."I am, you see, I amthe creator, and this is my house!And, in my house there is ONLY house music.But, I am not so selfish because once you enter my house it then becomes OUR house and OUR house music!"And, you see, no one man owns house because house music is a universal language, spoken and understood by all.You see, house is a feeling that no one can understand really unless you're deep into the vibe of house.House is an uncontrollable desire to jack your body.And, as I told you before, this is our house and our house music.And in every house, you understand, there is a keeper.And, in this house, the keeper is Jack.Now some of you who might wonder, "Who is Jack, and what is it that Jack does?"Jack is the one who gives you the power to jack your body!Jack is the one who gives you the power to do the snake.Jack is the one who gives you the key to the wiggly worm. Jack is the one who learns you how to walk your body. Jack is the one that can bring nations and nations of all Jackers together under one house.You may be black, you may be white; you may be Jew or Gentile. It don't make a difference in OUR House.And this is fresh.